Awkward Party!
We had an awkward party last night (really, it was a Tony Awards Party, but no one cared about the Tonys except for me). Kathryn and I invited a bunch of people who don't really hang out together over to her parents house, lubed them up with booze and tried to make them friends. Awkward, no?
Then something REALLY AWKWARD happened. Guests showed up who nobody hung out with or even knew... it was the POLICE!
After this it gets very uninteresting. We were lectured about how booze is the semen of Satan, or something, and he asked us where we went to school and what we studied. I just couldn't help myself, I told him I majored in Sexuality Studies, just because I wanted to see the look on his face.
Then they left, and we went to bed. These dudes are major ass rags.
Then something REALLY AWKWARD happened. Guests showed up who nobody hung out with or even knew... it was the POLICE!
After this it gets very uninteresting. We were lectured about how booze is the semen of Satan, or something, and he asked us where we went to school and what we studied. I just couldn't help myself, I told him I majored in Sexuality Studies, just because I wanted to see the look on his face.
Then they left, and we went to bed. These dudes are major ass rags.