List of my sexy slaves! BAHAHAHA!!
So I was talking today to Carlos, a friend of mine. He was talking about me letting him have the North Pole when I take over the world and somehow the conversation turned to having some human slaves we could not kill, like the rest of the population. Some special people. And he asked me who would I keep that he knew about. Well, it's hard, 'cause there's so many famous people I like. I would let my friends live, of course, but actors and singers and shit? There are thousands. And I also remembered Sugheidy wanted me to make a super list of hot guys. And I enjoy this, so here it goes. Omg this is gonna be long.
My wishlist of sexy slaves.*Still editing*
Mitch Hewer.
Dude has perfect hair and a smokin' body. And he dances...entertaiment!
Gerard Way.
Cat-like eyes, one of the sexiest voices ever, can play guitar/draw comics like a God. I mean, he can do anything, and do it while being a complete Hercules of gorgeousness. And he's over 30, wtf?
Greg Ayres.
Who is the fugly dude, you ask? He might not be pretty, but dammit, he has the most orgasmic voice I've ever heard that makes me shit myself. He's my #1 on sexy voices, and he deserves to be in this list, dammit.
Kevin Jonas.
Excuse me, this man has been my obsession since I was 15. Look at those damn eyes and those perfect pearls he has as teeth. Dude can do anything and he's a total HILF (husband I'd like to fuck)
Pete Wentz.
Dude, who doesn't like rocker dudes with awesome talents, magical voice, kick-ass personality and this pretty?
Patrick Stump.
Ex-fattie, short as fuck but the man has some talent. And is so very gorgeous, just look at him!
Patrick Wolf.
Dude has the voice of an angel, looks like a gay Draco Malfoy and has the most epic unicorn tattoo ever.
Billie Joe Armstrong.
He's pretty and you can't deny it. Sexy as fuck and I don't fucking care he's over 30 'cause god dammit he's awesome as hell.
Michael Deleasa.
I normally hate Italian dudes but this guy is so pretty I can't even handle myself. Seriously, dude needs to clone himself. Talented also, if being pretty wasn't enough.
Jesus Navarro
So pretty! Mike Deleasa look alike, this dude sings like an angel and he can move like a snake.
Rostam Batmanglij.
He's a very small and cute meatball of musical talent and smiles. I mean, he does keyboard, guitar, vocals, writes, manages 2 bands and has produced a couple of CDs. And his feet are very well in the earth. Love.
Steven Strait.
Get an online dictionary. Go type 'hot'. Now tell me it doesn't say his name.
Taylor Lautner.
I'm sorry, but this dude is incredible pretty. Like, INCREDIBLY pretty OMG.
Tom Felton
Because when being gorgeous, talented, British, tall and hot you also have to be sweet to fucking everyone in real life while you always play a horrible little prick.
Tom Fletcher.
Dude's kinda a nudist with a passion for music. Or maybe a musical angel with a passion for being naked. But whatever he decides to do, I will probably fangirl him like if the devil possessed me.
Charlie McDonnell.
At first I subscribed to him because his accent and his gorgeous eyes. But then I noticed he was a crazy ass fucker with an amazing mind that plays the ukulele and knows how to make some bad ass comedy. So I stayed.
Ryan Higa.
Are Asian people allowed to be this pretty? And god dammit, this guy is the funniest motherfucker you will ever find.
Kevin Wu.
Such awesome guy with awesome sense of humour and pretty eyes. What more do you need? Oh right, he's into helping people. Perfect.
Hank & John Green.
Over 30, nerdfighter chiefs, autors of so many gorgeous novels, beautiful, fast-talking dudes that make me believe in humanity again every time I listen to them. God bless these nerds.
Click on people's faces in the photo to tag them.
Anthony Padilla.
Kick-ass dude with super sense of humour, gorgeous hazel eyes ((okay I'm totally convinced now, everybody on my list has hazel eyes)) and smile to kill. And he's totally hot too.
Carlos Pena.
Can I have, like, a tall glass box to have him inside it? 'cause dammit, he's as cute as a teddybear. And he's also funny!
Adam Lambert.
Dude might be gay, but dammit, he's fine. And talented, God.
Bill Kaulitz.
I might hate his music, his band, overly skinny guys, his hair and the clothes he uses but...he has something. And it drives me crazy sometimes. After all, I do like anime boys, who are just like him. Girly, skinny with fine jaws.
Vadhir Derbez.
He's a new discovery, but wow, what a discovery. And he can dance! He's like a mix between Taylor Lautner and David Archuleta.
Yurem Rojas.
This dude's body cuts glass. It's crazy. And he's a comic! He's just incredible.
Rene Perez.
This guy? A poet. I love him to death.
Marshall Matters.
Another poet that I love to death.
Adam Savage.
He? Is a genius. Brains are sexy!
Paul Giamatti.
For some weird reason, I feel attracted to this man. A lot.
Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
I legit believe he's gorgeous.
Aleks Syntek
Shut up, this dude can rock the house.
Fedro.
This crazy ass dude is the Latin Adam Lambert and can sing beautifully. I legit cried when he didn't win the competition. And I think that without makeup, he's so beautiful!
Chris Ubando.
Dude is talented, funny and gorgeous as fuck.
David Archuleta.
Giovanni Dos Santos.
Pablo Barrera.
Ricardo Izecson (Kaka)
J.R. Celski
Rudolph Echevarria (Slade)
Jack White.
Jamie Campbell Bower.
Ed Westwick.
David Kross.
Luke Worrall.
William Mosely.
Skandar Keynes.
I'm not a pedo, I swear, he's my same age!
Dev Patel.
Dude's fucking gorgeous. Such pretty Indian face with the most lovely English accent.
Lucas Gabreel.
Josh Peck.
Raviv Ullman.
Remember Phil of the Future? I had a 'R' chain on my neck for the longest time because I had such a big crush on his pretty face and weird smile. I still pray he comes into tv again.
Wilmer Valderrama.
Jesus Navarro
My wishlist of sexy slaves.*Still editing*
Mitch Hewer.
Dude has perfect hair and a smokin' body. And he dances...entertaiment!
Gerard Way.
Cat-like eyes, one of the sexiest voices ever, can play guitar/draw comics like a God. I mean, he can do anything, and do it while being a complete Hercules of gorgeousness. And he's over 30, wtf?
Greg Ayres.
Who is the fugly dude, you ask? He might not be pretty, but dammit, he has the most orgasmic voice I've ever heard that makes me shit myself. He's my #1 on sexy voices, and he deserves to be in this list, dammit.
Kevin Jonas.
Excuse me, this man has been my obsession since I was 15. Look at those damn eyes and those perfect pearls he has as teeth. Dude can do anything and he's a total HILF (husband I'd like to fuck)
Pete Wentz.
Dude, who doesn't like rocker dudes with awesome talents, magical voice, kick-ass personality and this pretty?
Patrick Stump.
Ex-fattie, short as fuck but the man has some talent. And is so very gorgeous, just look at him!
Patrick Wolf.
Dude has the voice of an angel, looks like a gay Draco Malfoy and has the most epic unicorn tattoo ever.
Billie Joe Armstrong.
He's pretty and you can't deny it. Sexy as fuck and I don't fucking care he's over 30 'cause god dammit he's awesome as hell.
Michael Deleasa.
I normally hate Italian dudes but this guy is so pretty I can't even handle myself. Seriously, dude needs to clone himself. Talented also, if being pretty wasn't enough.
Jesus Navarro
So pretty! Mike Deleasa look alike, this dude sings like an angel and he can move like a snake.
Rostam Batmanglij.
He's a very small and cute meatball of musical talent and smiles. I mean, he does keyboard, guitar, vocals, writes, manages 2 bands and has produced a couple of CDs. And his feet are very well in the earth. Love.
Steven Strait.
Get an online dictionary. Go type 'hot'. Now tell me it doesn't say his name.
Taylor Lautner.
I'm sorry, but this dude is incredible pretty. Like, INCREDIBLY pretty OMG.
Tom Felton
Because when being gorgeous, talented, British, tall and hot you also have to be sweet to fucking everyone in real life while you always play a horrible little prick.
Tom Fletcher.
Dude's kinda a nudist with a passion for music. Or maybe a musical angel with a passion for being naked. But whatever he decides to do, I will probably fangirl him like if the devil possessed me.
Charlie McDonnell.
At first I subscribed to him because his accent and his gorgeous eyes. But then I noticed he was a crazy ass fucker with an amazing mind that plays the ukulele and knows how to make some bad ass comedy. So I stayed.
Ryan Higa.
Are Asian people allowed to be this pretty? And god dammit, this guy is the funniest motherfucker you will ever find.
Kevin Wu.
Such awesome guy with awesome sense of humour and pretty eyes. What more do you need? Oh right, he's into helping people. Perfect.
Hank & John Green.
Over 30, nerdfighter chiefs, autors of so many gorgeous novels, beautiful, fast-talking dudes that make me believe in humanity again every time I listen to them. God bless these nerds.
Click on people's faces in the photo to tag them.
Anthony Padilla.
Kick-ass dude with super sense of humour, gorgeous hazel eyes ((okay I'm totally convinced now, everybody on my list has hazel eyes)) and smile to kill. And he's totally hot too.
Carlos Pena.
Can I have, like, a tall glass box to have him inside it? 'cause dammit, he's as cute as a teddybear. And he's also funny!
Adam Lambert.
Dude might be gay, but dammit, he's fine. And talented, God.
Bill Kaulitz.
I might hate his music, his band, overly skinny guys, his hair and the clothes he uses but...he has something. And it drives me crazy sometimes. After all, I do like anime boys, who are just like him. Girly, skinny with fine jaws.
Vadhir Derbez.
He's a new discovery, but wow, what a discovery. And he can dance! He's like a mix between Taylor Lautner and David Archuleta.
Yurem Rojas.
This dude's body cuts glass. It's crazy. And he's a comic! He's just incredible.
Rene Perez.
This guy? A poet. I love him to death.
Marshall Matters.
Another poet that I love to death.
Adam Savage.
He? Is a genius. Brains are sexy!
Paul Giamatti.
For some weird reason, I feel attracted to this man. A lot.
Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
I legit believe he's gorgeous.
Aleks Syntek
Shut up, this dude can rock the house.
Fedro.
This crazy ass dude is the Latin Adam Lambert and can sing beautifully. I legit cried when he didn't win the competition. And I think that without makeup, he's so beautiful!
Chris Ubando.
Dude is talented, funny and gorgeous as fuck.
David Archuleta.
Giovanni Dos Santos.
Pablo Barrera.
Ricardo Izecson (Kaka)
J.R. Celski
Rudolph Echevarria (Slade)
Jack White.
Jamie Campbell Bower.
Ed Westwick.
David Kross.
Luke Worrall.
William Mosely.
Skandar Keynes.
I'm not a pedo, I swear, he's my same age!
Dev Patel.
Dude's fucking gorgeous. Such pretty Indian face with the most lovely English accent.
Lucas Gabreel.
Josh Peck.
Raviv Ullman.
Remember Phil of the Future? I had a 'R' chain on my neck for the longest time because I had such a big crush on his pretty face and weird smile. I still pray he comes into tv again.
Wilmer Valderrama.
Jesus Navarro