Writer's Block: Memo to Myself

Sep 09, 2009 20:13

Again, I will make a list:

1. DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR FREAKING POLITICAL FUCKING COUSIN!

2. Study. A LOT!

3. Don't eat too much candy. You will get fatter, trust me.

4. The Jonas Brothers Don't exist. Do NOT become a fan of them. It will ruin your normal life.

5. Harry Potter's Books are Off-Limits, Damn it!

6. The same with Twilight. You read a Twilight book, I slash your wrist.

7. Don't you ever forget Joick, Jovin and Kevick are sin! Sin I tell you!

8. Twitter, Myspace, Facebook, Blogspot and LiveJournal will not help your sedentary lifestyle and poor social skills.

9. Don't forget you're a strong individual, for God's sake!

10. Last, but not least...Your cell phone will fall and drown at that river in Lares. Avoid going there.

lares river, writer's block

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