Sep 09, 2009 20:13
Again, I will make a list:
1. DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR FREAKING POLITICAL FUCKING COUSIN!
2. Study. A LOT!
3. Don't eat too much candy. You will get fatter, trust me.
4. The Jonas Brothers Don't exist. Do NOT become a fan of them. It will ruin your normal life.
5. Harry Potter's Books are Off-Limits, Damn it!
6. The same with Twilight. You read a Twilight book, I slash your wrist.
7. Don't you ever forget Joick, Jovin and Kevick are sin! Sin I tell you!
8. Twitter, Myspace, Facebook, Blogspot and LiveJournal will not help your sedentary lifestyle and poor social skills.
9. Don't forget you're a strong individual, for God's sake!
10. Last, but not least...Your cell phone will fall and drown at that river in Lares. Avoid going there.
lares river,
writer's block