What if Trump said the world was created six days ago?
What would people say if Trump accidentally said, “God created the world six days ago”:
Press Corps: Did he really say that?
Pence: No, he didn’t say that.
Kellyanne Conway: His alternative God is the one true God.
The Religious Right: All our memories before six days ago are a test of our faith in the one true God.
Mika Brzezinski: Oh, not my God.
Joe Scarborough: This might be a superficial interpretation of events, but where the hell was his staff?
Trump: FAKE NEWS SO SAD
Sean Spicer: This has been blown way out of proportion. Sometimes it’s okay to disagree with the Bible.
Sean Hannity: Proof that Trump has been a powerful leader his entire life.
Man on the street wearing a Trump hat made in China: I love how he is sticking it to liberal theology professors.
Pro-Trump Troll: You elitist so called “smart” liberals can’t wrap your minds around Trump’s existentialist theology without your eggheads cracking.
Trevor Noah: (manic laughter) The way things are going, the end of the world will come just as quick.
Press Corps: Did he really say that?
Pence: No, he didn’t say that.
Kellyanne Conway: His alternative God is the one true God.
The Religious Right: All our memories before six days ago are a test of our faith in the one true God.
Mika Brzezinski: Oh, not my God.
Joe Scarborough: This might be a superficial interpretation of events, but where the hell was his staff?
Trump: FAKE NEWS SO SAD
Sean Spicer: This has been blown way out of proportion. Sometimes it’s okay to disagree with the Bible.
Sean Hannity: Proof that Trump has been a powerful leader his entire life.
Man on the street wearing a Trump hat made in China: I love how he is sticking it to liberal theology professors.
Pro-Trump Troll: You elitist so called “smart” liberals can’t wrap your minds around Trump’s existentialist theology without your eggheads cracking.
Trevor Noah: (manic laughter) The way things are going, the end of the world will come just as quick.