4 More Years of BU(ll)SH(it)
On November 2, 2004, America chose an additional 4 years of BU(ll)SH(it) for a total of 8 years. Please take a look at the coming attractions--a direct result of America's 'historical' voter turnout.
* PRELUDE TO WORLD WAR III
President Bush is a war president. He is a man who thinks with war on his mind. There's surely no better person to initiate the next World War.
* THE GREAT DEPRESSION, PART II
With China covering a substantial part of America's national debt, President Bush making Guiness Records for the deficit of America, expect the return of the Great Depression and the surfacing of 'Bush-villes', the next generation of poverty towns in America. However, be sure to ask the President so he can confirm that 'the country's economy is doing GREAT!'
* BUSH SHRINES
Expect the surfacing of Bush Shrines, for all America's Bush worshipping needs. These will also include a militia which will be in charge for putting all the Bush-bashers right where they belong!
* MAD COWBOY DISEASE EPIDEMIC
Expect a dangerous epidemic of the Mad Cowboy Disease. It is expected that 40% of Americans will have come in contact with this terribly contagious disease by the year 2008.
* THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION, PART II
Expect the American presidency to be officially anulled through the aquisition of the 28th Amendment, which will legally set the official government of the United States of America as the Bush dictatorship. The people LOVE Bush anyways, so why bother? A dictatorship is just SO MUCH easier.
* BUSHIANITY
The official religion of the United States will be Bushianity. Nonconformists will NOT be tolerated. They will be handled a la guillotine.
DISCLAIMER: I hope I don't offend anyone, but I am merely exercising the right given to me by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. It was not meant to offend anyone. This is a purely satirical entry.
* PRELUDE TO WORLD WAR III
President Bush is a war president. He is a man who thinks with war on his mind. There's surely no better person to initiate the next World War.
* THE GREAT DEPRESSION, PART II
With China covering a substantial part of America's national debt, President Bush making Guiness Records for the deficit of America, expect the return of the Great Depression and the surfacing of 'Bush-villes', the next generation of poverty towns in America. However, be sure to ask the President so he can confirm that 'the country's economy is doing GREAT!'
* BUSH SHRINES
Expect the surfacing of Bush Shrines, for all America's Bush worshipping needs. These will also include a militia which will be in charge for putting all the Bush-bashers right where they belong!
* MAD COWBOY DISEASE EPIDEMIC
Expect a dangerous epidemic of the Mad Cowboy Disease. It is expected that 40% of Americans will have come in contact with this terribly contagious disease by the year 2008.
* THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION, PART II
Expect the American presidency to be officially anulled through the aquisition of the 28th Amendment, which will legally set the official government of the United States of America as the Bush dictatorship. The people LOVE Bush anyways, so why bother? A dictatorship is just SO MUCH easier.
* BUSHIANITY
The official religion of the United States will be Bushianity. Nonconformists will NOT be tolerated. They will be handled a la guillotine.
DISCLAIMER: I hope I don't offend anyone, but I am merely exercising the right given to me by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. It was not meant to offend anyone. This is a purely satirical entry.