Insomnia 20

Aug 21, 2009 05:39


1. Why am I still awake?
2. If I didn’t sleep in till 1pm and lay awake in my bed till 2:30 pm I would probably be able to sleep
3. But its really my phone’s fault cause the alarm didn’t wake me up
4. My new (2 week old) phone, thats crappy and I hate it cause the texting is hard. So I’m gonna return it and go back to my old blackberry
5. OR get a new blackberry, the new ones are so nice
6. BUT SO DAMN EXPENSIVE
7. At least my blackberry’s alarm clock could wake me up.
8. If I was using my blackberry I wouldn’t be awake right now because I wouldn't of slept through the alarm!
9. But all I can think about is how I want a new blackberry, and these thoughts are keeping me awake.
10. I also had that coffee heath bar blizzard from dairy queen, which probably had caffeine in it cause its COFFEE.
11. Why do I never learn not to consume caffeinated substances before bed?!
12. Because I love coffee ice cream <3 <3 <3
13. My relationship with coffee ice cream is really only hurting me… maybe we should break up.
14. Should I do it in person? Over the phone? Over texting?
15. Well not texting cause my shitty new phone sucks at texting
16. IF ONLY I HAD MY BLACKBERRY
17. Decision: Over the phone.
18. But when coffee ice cream begs me to eat it late at night, how can I resist?
19. Why am I talking about a fake relationship with ice cream?!
20. Why am I still awake?!!!!

My version of 20 Thoughts From Insomnia
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