no but here's a joke for St. Patricks Day: The founders of Budweiser, Coors and Guinness are in heaven looking to celebrate. They go to the heavenly tavern...
Mr. Budweiser orders a Budweiser.
Mr. Coors orders a Coors.
Mr. Guinness orders a ginger ale.
Budweiser and Coors look at each other in shock and ask Guinness why he ordered ginger ale.
Mr. Guinness says: "If you guys arent gonna drink, then neither am I"