YEEEAAAAAUUHHH
THE GREAT ADVENTURES OF LAUREN & PAULA
Yeah.. we know we're sooo cool ;D
"OH SHIT.. Lets look fo' some tater tots!"
"I wrote you a song.... Pretty green eyes... I want to make love to you"
"MIIICAAAAAH WASSUP BROTHEREN?!"
"I'm going to come out with a cd.. and its gonna be called 'I <3 Tater Tots' and I'm going to put you on the front cover.. and everyones going to think that I love tater tots... but I'm really talking about you... when are we gunna hook up?"
"CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!?!"
"HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"I'll give you one for the wife and the girlfriend"
"That carnie was hitting on me"
"Hah Hah HAAAAAAH"
"Look, its Rick Springfield"
"IM RICK JAMES, BITCH"
"If you dont shut the fuck up, I'll put another boil on your neck"
"If you tell me to shut the fuck up one more time, I'll break your jaw off the rest of your face!"
"If any of those douchebags show up in here and wanna sit down, I'll just be all 'Take a fuckin' walk!'"
"There were like 5 girls backstage trying to fuck his ass with that mustache and I was like 'Take a fuckin' walk, man!'"
"Thanks for supportin' my when all my shit was screwed up."
"So, are y'all gunna party in downtown?"
"Is there even a downtown?"
"Is there even a downtown?...hahaha... " ::walks away:: <--- crackhead
"YO MIKE! one down... 300 million left to go"
"haha...WHAT?"
"What the HELL is that supposed to mean?!"
"...foreal"
"Man, I'm 31... that is so old"
"I was at Great Adventures a few weeks ago..."
"Man.. there are a lot of black people here.. arent there?...
....
......
Am I that fucked up?"
"YES"
"FRUMPY BITCH"
"The monster has three eyes!"
"No... you know what Paula needs.. and its NOT a drink"
"Oh my gaahh...I wanna fuck them both at the same time..."
"You need to take a fuckin' walk. Get outta here."
"Wear the tater tot wristband. The end"
"Ok"
hahaaa
"Thanks for supportin' me when all my shit was screwed up... first the guitars, then the mic, I was about to break it down acapella"
"OUCH!"
"Thanks for being shitty with me tonight. I hope she was a good lay. See Ya" <--- really hope to god I didnt say that =X
"Hey Justin! Wanna go to Gavin's party with us?"
"NOPE!"
"Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh.. I just like pearl jam"
"But I was ADHD as a kid"