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I found a few geeky jokes I thought I'd share.
From The Guardian.
Disregarding the metaphysical aspects of Schrodinger's cats, (Letters, April
28) I must protest at the use of (possibly live) animals for experiments such as
these. I urge readers to boycott whatever product this research is leading to.
- Roger Bisby, Reigate, Surrey.
and this one
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was slightly grey,
It didn't have a father, just some borrowed DNA.
It sort of had a mother, though the ovum was on loan,
It was not so much a lambkin, as a little lamby clone.
And soon it had a fellow clone, and soon it had some more,
They followed her to school one day, all cramming through the door.
It made the children laugh and sing, the teachers found it droll,
There were too many lamby clones, for Mary to control.
No other could control the sheep, since their programs didn't vary,
So the scientists resolved it all, by simply cloning Mary.
But now they feel quite sheepish, those scientists unwary,
One problem solved, but what to do, with Mary, Mary, Mary...
and this one that I actually read twice
a = b
a*a = b*a
a*a - b*b = b*a - b*b
(a-b)*(a+b) = b(a-b)
a+b = b
b+b = b
2b = b
2 = 1
From The Guardian.
Disregarding the metaphysical aspects of Schrodinger's cats, (Letters, April
28) I must protest at the use of (possibly live) animals for experiments such as
these. I urge readers to boycott whatever product this research is leading to.
- Roger Bisby, Reigate, Surrey.
and this one
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was slightly grey,
It didn't have a father, just some borrowed DNA.
It sort of had a mother, though the ovum was on loan,
It was not so much a lambkin, as a little lamby clone.
And soon it had a fellow clone, and soon it had some more,
They followed her to school one day, all cramming through the door.
It made the children laugh and sing, the teachers found it droll,
There were too many lamby clones, for Mary to control.
No other could control the sheep, since their programs didn't vary,
So the scientists resolved it all, by simply cloning Mary.
But now they feel quite sheepish, those scientists unwary,
One problem solved, but what to do, with Mary, Mary, Mary...
and this one that I actually read twice
a = b
a*a = b*a
a*a - b*b = b*a - b*b
(a-b)*(a+b) = b(a-b)
a+b = b
b+b = b
2b = b
2 = 1