On Delivery...
You may think I am talking Royal Mail but today I helped in the delivery of a baby...well kind of!!
One of my female employees is heavily pregnant, infact her waters broke on Friday but still no contractions!
Anyway her contractions kicked in at 05.00am this morning, she decided it was not serious enough to call an ambulance so she called for a taxi......which never arived! As the contractions got stronger she began to panic and called ME at work......
Next thing I know I am driving in heavy snow/ traffic with a heavily pregnant Finish girl about to give birth in my back seat. Quite surreal! I have to say though she has quite a concise knowledge of English swear words!!
THANK GOD I got to the hospital in time; to which I left her in the capable hands of our NHS.
I have felt jolly all day with my good deed.......until I returned to the laundrette!!
Still no fucking shirts, I think porky the councillor has eaten them!
I sense another expensive day at Tesco's to replace them...Humph
One of my female employees is heavily pregnant, infact her waters broke on Friday but still no contractions!
Anyway her contractions kicked in at 05.00am this morning, she decided it was not serious enough to call an ambulance so she called for a taxi......which never arived! As the contractions got stronger she began to panic and called ME at work......
Next thing I know I am driving in heavy snow/ traffic with a heavily pregnant Finish girl about to give birth in my back seat. Quite surreal! I have to say though she has quite a concise knowledge of English swear words!!
THANK GOD I got to the hospital in time; to which I left her in the capable hands of our NHS.
I have felt jolly all day with my good deed.......until I returned to the laundrette!!
Still no fucking shirts, I think porky the councillor has eaten them!
I sense another expensive day at Tesco's to replace them...Humph