Comedy in the midst of Sickness
I've been sick for three days, feverish, aches and pain and occasional chesty cough. Nothing out of the ordinary for the middle of Winter, until this morning. At 6am I had the sharp pain that tells me the penicillin is having dire consequences on my stomach. Staggered off to the toilet and sat down. Then had a coughing fit, tried to stand up and blacked out.
I managed to miss all of the hard, pointy objects and fell on the hard smooth tiled floor, which jolted me to semi-consciousness. Limp fall or not, it hurt. While I was lying there waiting to be conscious enough to sit up I realised that I had hit the cat litter tray on the way down scattering the contents all over the floor. It was almost funny from my point of view and would probably have made it into a three stooges movie if they had thought of it.
I managed to miss all of the hard, pointy objects and fell on the hard smooth tiled floor, which jolted me to semi-consciousness. Limp fall or not, it hurt. While I was lying there waiting to be conscious enough to sit up I realised that I had hit the cat litter tray on the way down scattering the contents all over the floor. It was almost funny from my point of view and would probably have made it into a three stooges movie if they had thought of it.