You know when you're bored and procrastinating
So you're just stuffing round on the internet? I assign you two tasks, because they have fully amused me.
First, google "(your name) looks like"
My results for "Clare looks like"
1. Clare looks like a goddess
2. Clare: looks like the desk of a serial killer
3. Clare looks like Sarah Palin in shades, but she looks more like Audrey Hepburn during the Tiffany era
4. Clare: looks like Yoda
5. Clare looks like Riful in age
6. Clare looks like she's either trying to eat my face or she's going to punch it
Damn straight. I agree with all of this except possibly number five, because WTF? But yeah, I'm like a goddess Sarah Palinish Yoga person.
The second task I assign you is to go to UrbanDictionary.com and search your name there. My results:
1. A beautiful, kind hearted, yet firey soul. On the whole this foxy cat is a gem but woe betide the person who does not fold the tent correctly or pack the boot correctly. eg Clare is a diamond of a lass but has fiery potential.
2. A typically female name. It means "clear" or "clarity". She is usually friendly, outgoing, and extremely multi-talented. Her journey is the envy of many. eg:
Person 1: Did you read Clare's paper linking architecture and futurism?
Person 2: It was brilliant. I hear she is working on a new film now. Speaking of which, have you seen her new storyboard sketches?
Person 1: Not yet, but that is so Clare.
3. Usually an odd individual that enjoys the kinkier side of life. Maintains an active sex life and is always open to new experiences. Attracts both male and female attention. Nothing will stand in her way. She is a strong influence on the innocent as she appears so herself. eg: Actually I think shes a bit of a Clare.
And if these do not both amuse you and satisfy your vanity, you must have a heart of stone.
First, google "(your name) looks like"
My results for "Clare looks like"
1. Clare looks like a goddess
2. Clare: looks like the desk of a serial killer
3. Clare looks like Sarah Palin in shades, but she looks more like Audrey Hepburn during the Tiffany era
4. Clare: looks like Yoda
5. Clare looks like Riful in age
6. Clare looks like she's either trying to eat my face or she's going to punch it
Damn straight. I agree with all of this except possibly number five, because WTF? But yeah, I'm like a goddess Sarah Palinish Yoga person.
The second task I assign you is to go to UrbanDictionary.com and search your name there. My results:
1. A beautiful, kind hearted, yet firey soul. On the whole this foxy cat is a gem but woe betide the person who does not fold the tent correctly or pack the boot correctly. eg Clare is a diamond of a lass but has fiery potential.
2. A typically female name. It means "clear" or "clarity". She is usually friendly, outgoing, and extremely multi-talented. Her journey is the envy of many. eg:
Person 1: Did you read Clare's paper linking architecture and futurism?
Person 2: It was brilliant. I hear she is working on a new film now. Speaking of which, have you seen her new storyboard sketches?
Person 1: Not yet, but that is so Clare.
3. Usually an odd individual that enjoys the kinkier side of life. Maintains an active sex life and is always open to new experiences. Attracts both male and female attention. Nothing will stand in her way. She is a strong influence on the innocent as she appears so herself. eg: Actually I think shes a bit of a Clare.
And if these do not both amuse you and satisfy your vanity, you must have a heart of stone.