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Jul 06, 2006 22:35

dum dum dum!

Guest update!

Well not really, as I am...pattymcgee924 as well as eustacetilley. At any rate I just wanted you guys to be all like: huh? why would he do this?

I'LL TELL YOU WHY! It's a gimmick and people love the gimmicks.

Things are going, looking forward to kal's 21...oh your silly pancreas won't know what raped it when I'm done with you....boy....mmm....the pancreas to penis ratio is going to be like 1:4....

anyway, how are things? not like I really care or you'll really answer. It's more of a formality. And now that we have dispenced with the formalities:

Me:  Time to enjoy some music on my trusty computer.
(fiddles with the headphones)
Me: Thats odd, its not working so well, the music only plays out of one uh.....phone? piece? thing?
Computer: Howdy Boss!
(audience laughs and woots)
Me: YOU! HOW DID YOU HERE! AND WHERE DID YOU GET THAT COWBOY HAT!
Computer: I've been doin some ranch'n here and there boss.
Me: Can you fix this?
Computer: I can as sure as I'm pimpin'  cyber whores and fighting aliens, boss.
Me: Right.

and um....yeah that wasnt funny....I'll try better next time?

the gimmick gives me points right?
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