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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Patrick!

1. The air around Patrick is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
2. The most dangerous form of Patrick is the bicycle!
3. Red Patrick at night, shepherd's delight. Red Patrick at morning, shepherd's warning.
4. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Patrick.
5. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Patrick.
6. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Patrick.
7. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Patrick.
8. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Patrick has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
9. It took Patrick 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
10. In Japan, Patrick can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.