I'm thirtysomething
"So listen... I dunno if you're ready yet or not, but I've got this friend..."
"Pass, thanks."
"But she's really nice!"
"I don't doubt it. But I have a feeling that we're probably not all that compatible."
"You don't know anything about her!"
"True. How old is she?"
"35."
"So... she's probably looking at getting a house, getting married, having kids?"
"Well..."
"Whereas I'm looking at buying video games, drinking on weeknights, and dancing until four a.m. See? Basically incompatible."
"Ah."
"I'd grow up, but frankly, it all sounds so dull."
"Pass, thanks."
"But she's really nice!"
"I don't doubt it. But I have a feeling that we're probably not all that compatible."
"You don't know anything about her!"
"True. How old is she?"
"35."
"So... she's probably looking at getting a house, getting married, having kids?"
"Well..."
"Whereas I'm looking at buying video games, drinking on weeknights, and dancing until four a.m. See? Basically incompatible."
"Ah."
"I'd grow up, but frankly, it all sounds so dull."