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1]Why don't you get a job at Burgerama? They'll hire you! My lord, I saw on the TV, they had this little retarded boy workin' the cash register!"
"Because I'm not retarded, Mom."
Reality Bites
2]"Are you trying to steal my woman?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"You heard me, Coltrane."
"Coltrane."
"What?"
"Did you just call me 'Coltrane'?"
"No."
"You didn't?"
"No."
"Okay."
The Royal Tenenbaums
3]I don't know if you are familiar with the belief that some Aboriginal tribes hold? It's the concept that a photo might steal a part of your soul. What are your thoughts on that, as someone who gets his picture taken for a living?"
"Well, I guess I have to answer your question with another question: How many Abidigitals do you see modelling?"
Zoolander
4]"Can you fly this plane and land it?"
"Sure you can't be serious!"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Airplane
5]"I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
Better Off Dead
6]"Don't mess with the bull young man. You'll get the horns."
The Breakfast Club
7] "So, the flannel shirt deal; is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?"
Clueless
8]"Hello Jemima! Hello Angelique! 'Hello!' You're going to DIE!"
Drop Dead Fred
9]"He's always been lacking in moral fiber!"
"He knows a lot about Sean Connery."
"That's hardly a subsitute!"
Trainspotting
10]"Gordon St.? Ah, yes, Gordon St. I once knew a girl from Gordon St. Long time ago--when I was a young man. Not a day passes when I don't think of her, the promise I made, which I will always keep. One perfect day on Gordon St."
Wayne's World: 2
11]"Glen's in junk bonds."
"Jules, it's high yield bonds. Do I tell people you're in junk waitressing?"
The Wedding Singer
12]"Blaine? His name is Blaine? That's a major appliance! That's not a name!"
Pretty In Pink
13]"You are a bad person. You have no right taking people's confidence in your services. You understand me?!"
"No--no--SHUT UP! Shut the FUCK up! Shut up! Will you shut up? Shut up! Shut--shut--shut--shut--shut up! Shut up!"
Punch Drunk Love
14]"There's something about this...it's so black, how much more black could this be? The answer is none. None more black."
This Is Spinal Tap
15]"Humankind is simply materialized colour, operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street, or going to the store."
A Mighty Wind
16]"$187?!"
"Okay, so how would you like that?"
"Three dimes, a hundred dollar bill and eighty-seven ones."
Big
17]"Mr. Morgan? If you're edged 'cause I'm wheezin' on your grindage, just chill, 'cause if I had the whole Brady Bunch thing happening over at my pad, I'd go cryin' over there. So don't tax my gig so hard, cork-cruster."
Encino Man
18]"What am I going to say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?'"
Grosse Pointe Blank
19]"That's all I need, too! I don't need one other thing! Not one--I need this. The paddle game and the chair! And the remote control, and the matches for sure!"
The Jerk
20]"This dress completely exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy."
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion