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Pirates versus Ninjas
Here are some reason why I say pirates are far superior than ninjas:
- peg-legs that can be used to club people when they least suspect it
- swords emblazoned with stolen jewels, used in conjunction with clubs for a "windmill effect" whilst running
- a handicap of ONE EYE and the ability to still fight awesome-ly
- masculine enough to wear but one hoop earring
- steal your women/men
- sail the seven seas in search of booty
- HOOKS and crazy parrots
- celebrate victory by singing drunken sea songs and breaking things
- married to the sea
- have wicked names like "Black Beard" and "One-Eyed Killa"
- Have an advantage over ninjas if ninjas were to lose one or both eyes, as they already know how to manoeuver with said handicap
- SHOW THEIR FACES because they aren't afraid of someone knowing their identity
Pirates always fight by seaside.
Discuss.
This debate was spawned from a very heated, yet exquisitely comical, debate from days passed.
Here are some reason why I say pirates are far superior than ninjas:
- peg-legs that can be used to club people when they least suspect it
- swords emblazoned with stolen jewels, used in conjunction with clubs for a "windmill effect" whilst running
- a handicap of ONE EYE and the ability to still fight awesome-ly
- masculine enough to wear but one hoop earring
- steal your women/men
- sail the seven seas in search of booty
- HOOKS and crazy parrots
- celebrate victory by singing drunken sea songs and breaking things
- married to the sea
- have wicked names like "Black Beard" and "One-Eyed Killa"
- Have an advantage over ninjas if ninjas were to lose one or both eyes, as they already know how to manoeuver with said handicap
- SHOW THEIR FACES because they aren't afraid of someone knowing their identity
Pirates always fight by seaside.
Discuss.
This debate was spawned from a very heated, yet exquisitely comical, debate from days passed.