Est-ce que tu aimes les garçons? J'adore les garçons.
A letter to Stephen Malkmus:
Dear Stephen,
I so look forward to your new album come May, and hope that you will visit Vancouver once again. Please bring that fantastic golden-yellow guitar with which you serenaded the masses in 2003.
And one to the Kids in the Hall:
Dear Kids,
Mark, Bruce, Kevin, and Dave -- you were all in my dream last night. However, Kevin turned into Dave so I should omit him. I digress...you were all wearing bowl haircut wigs and had braces with blue elastics, and Mark was kind enough to visit me at work to invite me to the amusement park. He even offered to take me on holiday in his private propeller-driven plane. You lads are the bees knees. Please tour again.
PS,
My apologies to Scott. I usually forget about you, but it's not intentional.
Dear Stephen,
I so look forward to your new album come May, and hope that you will visit Vancouver once again. Please bring that fantastic golden-yellow guitar with which you serenaded the masses in 2003.
And one to the Kids in the Hall:
Dear Kids,
Mark, Bruce, Kevin, and Dave -- you were all in my dream last night. However, Kevin turned into Dave so I should omit him. I digress...you were all wearing bowl haircut wigs and had braces with blue elastics, and Mark was kind enough to visit me at work to invite me to the amusement park. He even offered to take me on holiday in his private propeller-driven plane. You lads are the bees knees. Please tour again.
PS,
My apologies to Scott. I usually forget about you, but it's not intentional.