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[pattan]

If there is anyone out there who can help me with a certain problem, I would really appreciate it.

Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  You can call me megane_samurai.  The problem I'm having is that I got roped into a bet by a crazy nationalist.  The bet is that I have to ask a girl out on a date by the beginning of next week.  Not that he has

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[itsnotzura]

Megane_Samurai,

It is very pathetic that you are sixteen and have never had a date. O___O;;; Perhaps you should spend less time on online forums and more time lifting weights at the gym to attract girls. @___@!

Or you should just commit seppuku. ^________^

Yours,
Fruits Punch Samurai

[cakefesta]

Oh? How many dates have you had, then, Fruity Punch Samurai?

[itsnotzura]

2,000 dates.

[cakefesta]

And how many of those have been with actual women?

[itsnotzura]

10 women for each date.

Fruits Punch Samurai is a ladies man.

[pattan]

WHAT WOMAN WOULD EVER AGREE TO GO ON A DATE WITH NINE OTHER WOMEN?!

[itsnotzura]

Heroines of Japan.

[cakefesta]

In your dreams, maybe.

[itsnotzura]

Shut up, paahead.

[cakefesta]

So they were all dream women, is that it?

Did they all look like Ikumatsu-san?

[itsnotzura]

I SAID SHUT UP. Do not speak of Ikumatsu-san so disrespectfully. I should haxx your h@rdriv3.

[cakefesta]

You're gonna what my what?

[itsnotzura]

Haxx your h@rdriv3.

I am thinking we will get the Cowboy Bebop/cyberpunk audience if we add more computer-hacker elements into the show.

[cakefesta]

DON'T DRIVE AWAY OUR ORIGINAL FANBASE BY CHANGING THINGS UP ON THEM ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU MORON!

[itsnotzura]

The story is getting dry and predictable. I should have blown up the terminal two arcs ago.

[itsnotzura]

Ah.

I mean, shut up, Silver_Loser.