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pattan

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

Apr 18, 2009 22:56

Gin-san?

WHY IS THERE NOTHING BUT BOXES CAKE MIX IN THE YOROZUYA?!

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THE DAMN FOOD?!

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THE CAKES. WHAT'S THE SENSE IN THAT?!

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itsnotzura April 19 2009, 03:05:03 UTC

Ah.

He is back on the white stuff.

pattan April 19 2009, 03:06:28 UTC

YOU CAN'T MAKE JOKES LIKE THAT, KATSURA-SAN!

IT COULD GIVE THE WRONG IDEA TO THE VIEWERS, AND IF THEY DO THAT, WE COULD GET PULLED FOR DRUG REFERENCES!

itsnotzura April 19 2009, 03:07:02 UTC

But there are several scenes with opium pipes-

pattan April 19 2009, 03:10:27 UTC

IT'S JUST SMOKE AND NOTHING MORE!

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US CANCELED SO YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE AT A SPIN-OFF SERIES, KATSURA-SAN?!

itsnotzura April 19 2009, 03:17:05 UTC

Kintama promotes gangs.

pattan April 19 2009, 03:18:12 UTC

THAT'S NOT EVEN THE NAME OF THE SHOW! THAT'S JUST A PARODY!

A PARODY!

itsnotzura April 19 2009, 03:19:47 UTC

A parody that insists being in the mafia is what is phat.

What of the children.

If only there were a wholesome show about rap, to teach them phat from wack.

pattan April 19 2009, 03:22:25 UTC

THE ENTIRE PARODY IS A NAMED AFTER TESTICLES ANYWAY!

AND RAP ISN'T WHOLESOME AT ALL!

itsnotzura April 19 2009, 03:23:31 UTC

What?

You are just jealous that my musical career is progressing faster than yours.

pattan April 19 2009, 03:26:35 UTC

Kintama means Golden Balls. Oh right, you don't get innuendo.

I DON'T WANT A MUSICAL CAREER!

itsnotzura April 19 2009, 03:27:52 UTC

How dirty... how can they run such filth on television... what if impressionable family pets were watching...

Of course not. Your karaoke scenes are for comedic relief.

pattan April 19 2009, 03:29:41 UTC

WHAT THE HELL DO PETS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!

THEY ARE NOT! I PUT MY SOUL INTO EVERY LYRIC OF OTSUU-CHAN'S SONGS!

itsnotzura April 19 2009, 03:31:59 UTC

You are the kind of person who turns good collies bad.

Your soul is tone-deaf.

pattan April 19 2009, 03:32:56 UTC

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A BAD PET, ONLY A BAD OWNER!

SO WHAT IF I'M NOT THE BEST SINGER!?

itsnotzura April 19 2009, 03:35:27 UTC

And I assume you would have us all be owners who let their pet do drugs with the yakuza as they make dirty jokes.

You are not even the worst singer. You are the singer the worst singer cringes at and comments idly to his friends at the tiki bar, "I am glad that I am not him," as he orders as Bahama Mama.

pattan April 19 2009, 03:41:47 UTC

PETS DON'T DO THOSE THINGS TO BEGIN WITH!

I'M NOT THAT BAD!

I DARE YOU TO DO BETTER!

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