I'm Painery the Eighth I am...

[patsytheloomer]

The Eighth thing at Ren Faire that’s such a pain to me
Locked out of the Privy!

Sweating through my Garb
Waiting for the Shower
Twelve-Hour Days!!
The Dust that’s on my Car
Three Ejected Drunks
Fighting with the Bees
And a Two-Hour Finale in Song