..::~..::..Napoleon Dynamite best moments..::..~..::..
~freaking idiot!
~What are you gonna do today Napoleon?
Whatever I feel like I wanna, gosh!
~I'm gettin real T.O.'d becuase she wom't send me a whole body shot
~...placed dynamite at the bottom of Lochnais to blow Nessy out of the lake
~I'm just flyin by, so high, I could die
~Will you do me a favor... will you bring me my chapstick?
~You got like... 3 feet of air!
~Rex Kwon Doe
~Tina you fat lard, come get your dinner!
~How long did it take you to grow that mustache?
A couple of Days
I wish I could grow one...
~Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.
~Napoleon! Give me some of your tots!
No! Go find your own!
~What are you drawing?
It's a liger
... What's a liger?
Pretty much my favorite animal... It's a like a lion and tiger mixed, preferred skills in magic.
~That's the problem right now... nothing comes to mind!
~I'm making some sweet moola with Uncle Rico. Geez! I think you ripped my mole off! Is it bleeding?
~Who was dat?
My woman I'm taking tot he dance!
Did you draw her a picture?
Heck yeah I did!
~You might as well do something while you're doing nothing!
~Wig scene- That's a good one, it looks like a medevil warrior.
~Welcome to D Qwans dance moves. Are you ready to get your groove on?
Yeus..
~The happy hands club
~Pedro... just listen to your heart. That's what I do.
~ I caught you a delicious bass.