Perfect Analogy
So, as Puppet Bu...oops...President Bush continues to work his way to the top of the ladder as the worst leader ever (oh yeah, he's challenging the likes of Idi Amin, Mussolini, and Pol Pot) the smart ones keep reminding us of how ignorant he is. Although, even when they dumb it down, sometimes it doesn't always hit home. But besides blind patriotism and political censorship, what do many Americans know all too well??? Sports! So here it is, It's the "No Child Left Behind" policy in football terms:
1. All teams must make the state playoffs, and all will win the
championship. If a team does not win the championship, they will be on
probabtion until they are are the champions, and coaches will be held
accountable.
2. All kids will be expected to have the same football skills at the
same time and in the same conditions. No exceptions will be made for
interest in football, a desire to perform athletically, or genetic
abilities or disabilities. ALL KIDS WILL PLAY FOOTBALL AT A PROFICIENT
LEVEL.
3. Talented players will be asked to work out on their own without
instruction. This is because the coaches will be using all their
instructional time with the athletes who aren't interested in football,
have limited athletic ability or whose parents don't like football.
4. Games will be played year round, but statistics will only be kept in
the 4th, 8th, and 11th games.
5. This will create a New Age of sports where every school is expected
to have the same level of talent and all teams will reach the same
minimal goals.
If no child gets ahead, no child will be left behind.
**Hey at least Jimmy Carter's happy- he's finally dropped to number 2 on the US's worst president list..**
1. All teams must make the state playoffs, and all will win the
championship. If a team does not win the championship, they will be on
probabtion until they are are the champions, and coaches will be held
accountable.
2. All kids will be expected to have the same football skills at the
same time and in the same conditions. No exceptions will be made for
interest in football, a desire to perform athletically, or genetic
abilities or disabilities. ALL KIDS WILL PLAY FOOTBALL AT A PROFICIENT
LEVEL.
3. Talented players will be asked to work out on their own without
instruction. This is because the coaches will be using all their
instructional time with the athletes who aren't interested in football,
have limited athletic ability or whose parents don't like football.
4. Games will be played year round, but statistics will only be kept in
the 4th, 8th, and 11th games.
5. This will create a New Age of sports where every school is expected
to have the same level of talent and all teams will reach the same
minimal goals.
If no child gets ahead, no child will be left behind.
**Hey at least Jimmy Carter's happy- he's finally dropped to number 2 on the US's worst president list..**