Text Log: Vincent and Jamie
Jamie: V! HOT VIKING ASKING 2 LEARN ABT CULTURE. ?!?!?!?!?!?
Vincent: J! HOT. <3 which one?
J: SIF.
V: hmmmmm, sex = human culture? Thor hotter.
J: H8 U. thors not my type.
V: thor is EVRYBDYS type!
J: NOT HELPING.
V: duh, jams, MUSIC.
J: o. GOOD ONE.
J: OH GOD I ASKED A VIKING IF SHE FANCES.
J: DANCES.
V: asgardian =/= viking
J: .......
V: IT'S NOT.
J: .............................
J: SHE DANCES TO COURT.
V: u need 2 stop capslocking @ me, j! giving me a headache.
J: h8 u. SHE SAID LARGE PART OF OUR CULTURE. LOL.
V: <3 so maybe she's hitting on you?
J: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH NO.
V: asgardians are weird. she's probably hitting on you.
J: more likely she'd hit me.
V: hahaha, hot.
J: what is stark's lift? euphemism?
V: elevator. dork.
V: possibly euphemism anyway. IS tony.
J: oh. !
V: ?
J: SHE'S ASKING ME WHAT ELEVATOR MUSIC SUCKLES.
V: ............ god, to be an e-fly on the wall of this convo.
J: i'm giving u play by play!
V: i know, i know. are you discussing suckling still?
J: no. expectations. she doesn't think i'll stay in asgard.
V: ...will you?
J: prob not, but not that point!
V: ooookay.
J: think we're going dancing.
V: u and hot not-thor?
J: uh. yes.
V: teehee.
J: SHUTTUP.
V: don't do anything i wouldn't do.
J: .... SHUTTUP.
V: teehee!
J: gtg. SHUTTUP.