I'm going to be killed for this.
So here I was having a nice evening until I signed into msn. got an offline message from my a-hole brother.
so i responded. in great length.
i've had it with him. details as follows;
(( my asshole brother )) said (7/03/2011 at 10:37 PM):
how do i go about fixxin the email
(( my asshole brother )) said (7/03/2011 at 11:00 PM):
for some fuck reason i cant send any emails any ideas
Patrio said (8:59 PM):
because. just because. alright
no? how about this then.
MOST INTERNET CONNECTIONS WILL BLOCK OUTGOING E-MAIL ATTEMPTS ONTO SERVERS THAT ARENT THEIRS. E.G. WESTNET WILL NOT ALLOW A TELSTRA ACCOUNT TO SEND OUT OVER A TELSTRA SERVER OVER A WESTNET CONNECTION. THIS IS BECAUSE OF STUPID SPAM BOTS. THERE ARE TWO SOLUTIONS TO THIS;
Patrio said (9:00 PM):
1) FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF INTERNET PROVIDER IS USED IN YOUR SITUATION, AND USE THEIR OUTGOING SERVERS, BUT THEN YOU NEED TO AUTHENTICATE WITH THEIR LOGINS, AND I'M SURE THE COMPANY WONT GIVE YOU THAT
Patrio said (9:01 PM):
2) GET THE ADMINS TO UNBLOCK OUTGOING MAIL BLOCKS, ALSO UNLIKELY, BECAUSE IN THE OFF CHANCE, THAT YOU SOMEHOW GET A VIRUS, THEY GET IN THE SHIT FOR ALLOWING A MAIL-SPAMMER TO OPERATE
3) USE THE WESTNET ROAMING SERVERS WHICH WILL ALLOW YOU TO MAIL OUT FROM ANY CONNECTION, USING AUTHENTICATION WITH YOUR WESTNET DETAILS ( EMAIL AND PASSWORD )
Patrio said (9:02 PM):
#3 IS YOUR BEST BET, AND ONE THAT NORMALLY WORKS
DETAILS CAN BE FOUND VIA GOOGLE, THE WESTNET 'MYHELP' SECTION, OR BY CONTACTING WESTNET VIA PHONE OR WEBMAIL
Patrio said (9:03 PM):
REMEMBER, WESTNET TECHNICAL SUPPORT IS THERE FOR YOU, AND IS WILLING TO RETURN A CALL 24/7 SO HAVING A LATE SHIFT DOESN'T MATTER, THEY CAN SCHEDULE HELP TO SUIT YOUR SITUATION AND NEEDS
I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS ANY MORE
KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE
THIS MEANS I'M NOT UP TO DATE
ALSO I DON'T USE A NON-WESTNET CONNECTION TO SET UP E-MAILS
SO I DON'T REMEMBER THE SETTINGS
BECAUSE THEY DON'T RELATE TO ANYTHING I CARE ABOUT
Patrio said (9:04 PM):
SO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR. please. AND GIVE
YOUR
LOCAL
WESTNET
TECHNICAL
SUPPORT
TEAM
A
FRIGGIN
CALL
THEY
WILL
AND I MEAN
///// WILLL //////
DO THEIR
BEST
TOH
TO
HELP
YOU
WITH
OUT
BEING
AN'
ASS
LIKE
I
AM. BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE ALL YOUR TECH QUESTIONS
ALL
THE
FRIGGEN
TIME.
Patrio said (9:05 PM):
now go back. read it slower.
and DONT FUCKING MESSAGE ME WHEN I SAY DONT FUCKING MESSAGE ME.
you have had it up to your head and beyond with my shit. i get that.
considered the fact that i feel the same?
Patrio said (9:06 PM):
do yourself a favor. shush. don't wanna know.
:)
yeah. I'm an asshole. but seriously. iff he kant yous engleash lyke normal ppl. den i don't want to know.
I cop enough of his moody lip in my spare time, as i've mentioned to plenty of people over the ages, and really,
if he wants my help, I want to see those words sugar coated enough to make a diabetic black out. when he plays nice, I'll be more than happy to help him out with all my power. he might be able to deck me into next week, but I don't care. some civility and humility in his requests would go a LONG way.
so i responded. in great length.
i've had it with him. details as follows;
(( my asshole brother )) said (7/03/2011 at 10:37 PM):
how do i go about fixxin the email
(( my asshole brother )) said (7/03/2011 at 11:00 PM):
for some fuck reason i cant send any emails any ideas
Patrio said (8:59 PM):
because. just because. alright
no? how about this then.
MOST INTERNET CONNECTIONS WILL BLOCK OUTGOING E-MAIL ATTEMPTS ONTO SERVERS THAT ARENT THEIRS. E.G. WESTNET WILL NOT ALLOW A TELSTRA ACCOUNT TO SEND OUT OVER A TELSTRA SERVER OVER A WESTNET CONNECTION. THIS IS BECAUSE OF STUPID SPAM BOTS. THERE ARE TWO SOLUTIONS TO THIS;
Patrio said (9:00 PM):
1) FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF INTERNET PROVIDER IS USED IN YOUR SITUATION, AND USE THEIR OUTGOING SERVERS, BUT THEN YOU NEED TO AUTHENTICATE WITH THEIR LOGINS, AND I'M SURE THE COMPANY WONT GIVE YOU THAT
Patrio said (9:01 PM):
2) GET THE ADMINS TO UNBLOCK OUTGOING MAIL BLOCKS, ALSO UNLIKELY, BECAUSE IN THE OFF CHANCE, THAT YOU SOMEHOW GET A VIRUS, THEY GET IN THE SHIT FOR ALLOWING A MAIL-SPAMMER TO OPERATE
3) USE THE WESTNET ROAMING SERVERS WHICH WILL ALLOW YOU TO MAIL OUT FROM ANY CONNECTION, USING AUTHENTICATION WITH YOUR WESTNET DETAILS ( EMAIL AND PASSWORD )
Patrio said (9:02 PM):
#3 IS YOUR BEST BET, AND ONE THAT NORMALLY WORKS
DETAILS CAN BE FOUND VIA GOOGLE, THE WESTNET 'MYHELP' SECTION, OR BY CONTACTING WESTNET VIA PHONE OR WEBMAIL
Patrio said (9:03 PM):
REMEMBER, WESTNET TECHNICAL SUPPORT IS THERE FOR YOU, AND IS WILLING TO RETURN A CALL 24/7 SO HAVING A LATE SHIFT DOESN'T MATTER, THEY CAN SCHEDULE HELP TO SUIT YOUR SITUATION AND NEEDS
I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS ANY MORE
KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE
THIS MEANS I'M NOT UP TO DATE
ALSO I DON'T USE A NON-WESTNET CONNECTION TO SET UP E-MAILS
SO I DON'T REMEMBER THE SETTINGS
BECAUSE THEY DON'T RELATE TO ANYTHING I CARE ABOUT
Patrio said (9:04 PM):
SO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR. please. AND GIVE
YOUR
LOCAL
WESTNET
TECHNICAL
SUPPORT
TEAM
A
FRIGGIN
CALL
THEY
WILL
AND I MEAN
///// WILLL //////
DO THEIR
BEST
TOH
TO
HELP
YOU
WITH
OUT
BEING
AN'
ASS
LIKE
I
AM. BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE ALL YOUR TECH QUESTIONS
ALL
THE
FRIGGEN
TIME.
Patrio said (9:05 PM):
now go back. read it slower.
and DONT FUCKING MESSAGE ME WHEN I SAY DONT FUCKING MESSAGE ME.
you have had it up to your head and beyond with my shit. i get that.
considered the fact that i feel the same?
Patrio said (9:06 PM):
do yourself a favor. shush. don't wanna know.
:)
yeah. I'm an asshole. but seriously. iff he kant yous engleash lyke normal ppl. den i don't want to know.
I cop enough of his moody lip in my spare time, as i've mentioned to plenty of people over the ages, and really,
if he wants my help, I want to see those words sugar coated enough to make a diabetic black out. when he plays nice, I'll be more than happy to help him out with all my power. he might be able to deck me into next week, but I don't care. some civility and humility in his requests would go a LONG way.