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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for patrickson:
Day #Who?What they got you1stfaeverdean invitation to the first ever zero-gravity space orgy2ndcrazy_captain_1a pop-up kama sutra3rdenter_nitea full-body condom4thbloodlotus86A signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please5thfaeverdea strap-on6thbloodlotus86A nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window7thjaymanthegreata visitor from an escort service8thfaeverdea confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'9thexit_litean inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times10thenter_nitea crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'11thmoonlightswim22A signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please12thcrazy_captain_1most of a dead hookerTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
Oh man jay thats the second one now...