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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I pulled brokerthanyou's hair (-5 points). In February I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In March I put gum in mdmorey's hair (-12 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to aelfthrytha in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (637 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
patrickneedluv2