Thank Colbert
By now the known universe has heard of Stephen Colbert’s savagely funny speech Saturday night at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The buzz about it has swept the internet and Blog-o-sphere. The right sputters with outrage, the left cheers. Thank You Stephen Colbert is a web site created just so folks could send the man compliments. Thousands have. Below is my contribution.
Flash--President George W. Bush was admitted to Bethesda Navy Hospital today. A White House source, who plead for anonymity or "Cheney will have me killed," reported that Bush was suffering from a dangerously inflamed anus. "It looks like a baboon's."
Medical sources at the hospital reported that the injury occurred when the President's chair caught on fire. They believe a rare allergic reaction to comedian Stephen Colbert's remarks at the recent White House Correspondents’ Dinner combined with a heavy late night snack of chili cause the release of super-heated methane.
The Intelligence service of the Dutchy of Grand Fenwick leaked an intercepted Secret Service lapel pin radio transmission to Seymour Hirsh of THE NEW YORKER. On the 15 second tape an excited agent is heard to yell, "He's such a flaming asshole, he ignited the furniture!"
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