I have magic missile!

[patrickat]

It's crazy how often international politics resembles an internet message board pissing contest...

NKorea: I has a missile!

USA: O RLY?

NKorea: YA RLY.

Japan: NO WAI.

UN_Mod: You'd better not launch that.

NKorea: LOL STFU

USA: No srsly.

NKorea: n00bz

Japan: Help plz?

NKorea:  Woot!  It's gone.  Now I has satellite!

USA: Sorry u fail.

NKorea: No 4 real.

UN_Mod: (is AFK)