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Trump announces new campaign slogan: "Who knew?"
Republican ready-fire-aim cannon-mouth presidential front-runner Donald Trump got tough again about borders at a campaign rally last night in New Hampshire.
As reported by the evil liberal newspaper The New York Times today, Trump once again proved his penchant for ignoring details when, speaking to the crowd, he gave the wrong date for the New Hampshire primary. Details, details …
Later-perhaps to smoke-screen his gaffe-he trotted out one of his favorite memes for the Trumpaholics: “And you know, we’re gonna build a wall. We’re gonna have a real border.”
As you know, New Hampshire shares a border with Canada-specifically, the province of Quebec. The border is 58 miles long. Clearly, a wall is needed along this border to prevent les Quebecois from entering the United States illegally. The government of Canada is completely outsmarting the Obama administration, you see, when they allow people from Quebec to cross the border. They’re not sending their best people. No, they’re sending French-speaking hockey fans from Trois-Rivieres, miners from Abitibi-Témiscamingue, lumberjacks from Saint-Romuaud, and snooty waiters from Montreal.
Let's build a wall now before French becomes the dominant language in Concord.