Why I do this
We're midway through the third week of classes, and I got this email today from a student in my freshman writing class:
"Just so you know, I'm now going crazy just reading through the simplest forms of writings. I can't go through Twitter or Facebook without seeing sentences I want to shorten or re-create.
"I'm not sure if this was your goal or not, but if it was you have succeeded."
He'll never be the same again.