Here's my statement
Yesterday's junk mail brought an envelope from the NRA. On the outside, it said "Statement." My immediate reaction was "WTF?"
Inside was an NRA Membership Statement. One of my options was a five-year NRA membership-plus a free NRA duffel bag!-for $100.
As if.
Here's my statement for the NRA: Your organization is depraved, delusional and devoid of common sense. Take me off your mailing list. I don't want my letter carrier to get any kind of impression at all that I support your foaming-at-the-mouth insanity.
Frank Zappa's theory of the universe: “Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."