*Humph*
Ok.
It's Saturday Night.
There's no work for Benny in the morning.
What am I doing?
Sitting at my computer, at seventeen minutes past nine, in my underpants, BORED FUCKING SHITLESS.
I was even remotely excited when I got home and realised my new printer cartridge had arrived.
I mean, come on now kids, come on.
What is there for a 19 year old single guy with limited funds to do in his spare time?
I'm average looking, in fairly good shape, I'm a friendly, caring, funny sort of chap, and I'm sitting in my underpants.
They're not even particularly nice underpants.
My dad just got back from a holiday in Turkey and he bought me, *squeeee*...
A bag of underpants.
All the colours of the rainbow.
Plus some campino stripey coloured ones! OhmyGOSH.
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It's Saturday Night.
There's no work for Benny in the morning.
What am I doing?
Sitting at my computer, at seventeen minutes past nine, in my underpants, BORED FUCKING SHITLESS.
I was even remotely excited when I got home and realised my new printer cartridge had arrived.
I mean, come on now kids, come on.
What is there for a 19 year old single guy with limited funds to do in his spare time?
I'm average looking, in fairly good shape, I'm a friendly, caring, funny sort of chap, and I'm sitting in my underpants.
They're not even particularly nice underpants.
My dad just got back from a holiday in Turkey and he bought me, *squeeee*...
A bag of underpants.
All the colours of the rainbow.
Plus some campino stripey coloured ones! OhmyGOSH.
BoredomboredomboredomboredomboredomboredomboredomboredomboredomfuckboredomboredombredfomgewffombooredddddeddooomdoomDOOMboredbeyondbeliefBoredomKILLMENOWboredomboredombooooooooooredomboredomboredomboredomIwillrapeyournostrilsboredomboredomboredomboredomboredomzzzzzzZZzZzZZzzzzZzzZzzZZzZZzzZZzzZZZzzZZzZZzzZzzzzZZZZzzzzOhFUCKITTHERESALWAYSPORN.