1. Who are you? Your father 2. Are we friends? You are my subordinate with whom I share fond sentiments. 3. When and how did we meet? We met during band camp of your freshman year. I believe I yelled at you for whining. 4. How have I affected you? You have taught me to never degrade anyone when they complain of leg pains. They might have cancer... 5. What do you think of me? I believe that you are probably in bed right now. 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Your endearingly complaining of having to use the facilities and my threatening to buy you some pull-ups...heh heh heh 7. How long do you think we will be friends? Long enough 8. Do you love me? Not as far as I can tell 9. Do you have a crush on me? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no 10. Would you kiss me? Not for all the penguins on the northern peninsula 11. Would you hug me? If by hug you mean allow a circus bear to crush your rib cage should you ever attempt to hug me, then yes. 12. Physically, what stands out? You neglect to shine your head. 13. Emotionally, what stands out? Calm yourself, my son. 14. Do you wish I was cooler? No, I need no competition in that department. 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? N/A 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Squishy, for nostalgic purposes... 17. Am I lovable? Lovable as rhinoplasty 18. How long have you known me? Two years...? 19. Describe me in one word. Pat 20. What was your first impression? SHUT UP!!! 21. Do you still think that way about me now? Nah... 22. What do you think my weakness is? Testicular fortitude 23. Do you think I'll get married? Sure. Why not? 24. What makes me happy? Counter-Strike and robots 25. What makes me sad? Broccoli and dead pandas 26. What reminds you of me? Marshmallows and broken tubas 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? Pie 28. How well do you know me? About that well 29. When's the last time you saw me? Can't say that I truly recall...It has been a while though. 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Not that I recall... 30.5. What was it that you wanted to tell me? N/A 31. Do you think I could kill someone? If you could catch them... 32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? Let's go with the third option for saftey's sake. 33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? I think I'll simply talk to myself if it is all the same to you. 34. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? No.
2. Are we friends? You are my subordinate with whom I share fond sentiments.
3. When and how did we meet? We met during band camp of your freshman year. I believe I yelled at you for whining.
4. How have I affected you? You have taught me to never degrade anyone when they complain of leg pains. They might have cancer...
5. What do you think of me? I believe that you are probably in bed right now.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Your endearingly complaining of having to use the facilities and my threatening to buy you some pull-ups...heh heh heh
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Long enough
8. Do you love me? Not as far as I can tell
9. Do you have a crush on me? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no
10. Would you kiss me? Not for all the penguins on the northern peninsula
11. Would you hug me? If by hug you mean allow a circus bear to crush your rib cage should you ever attempt to hug me, then yes.
12. Physically, what stands out? You neglect to shine your head.
13. Emotionally, what stands out? Calm yourself, my son.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? No, I need no competition in that department.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? N/A
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Squishy, for nostalgic purposes...
17. Am I lovable? Lovable as rhinoplasty
18. How long have you known me? Two years...?
19. Describe me in one word. Pat
20. What was your first impression? SHUT UP!!!
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Nah...
22. What do you think my weakness is? Testicular fortitude
23. Do you think I'll get married? Sure. Why not?
24. What makes me happy? Counter-Strike and robots
25. What makes me sad? Broccoli and dead pandas
26. What reminds you of me? Marshmallows and broken tubas
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? Pie
28. How well do you know me? About that well
29. When's the last time you saw me? Can't say that I truly recall...It has been a while though.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Not that I recall...
30.5. What was it that you wanted to tell me? N/A
31. Do you think I could kill someone? If you could catch them...
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? Let's go with the third option for saftey's sake.
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? I think I'll simply talk to myself if it is all the same to you.
34. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? No.
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