This is why I can't have nice things.

[patrick]

My stupid fucking ass apparently just lost his cell phone. I was using it on the bus and I think I put it in my pocket when I pulled out my wallet to get my bus fair. As soon as I unlock the front door, my hand goes to the pocket and it's empty. I search around outside and retrace my steps but to no avail. I go to the bus stop and wait 45 minutes for the bus to come back by, but the bus driver didn't find a cell phone at the end of her route. I do a quick check through the bus myself and I don't see anything either.

I'm so pissed off at myself right now. I'm panicked and angry and just want to die.