Of Crushes and Ex's

[patpot]

This is going to be embarassing, but it's far too good to laugh at alone, so here we go.

The 'dude-on-TV' one,
The 'daddy-owns-McDonalds' one,
The royal one,
The one whose mom is my boss,
Now possibly, the one whose parents bought my former home and who now stays in my ex-bedroom.

Not gonna be needing no fiction here, nope.

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OMG CRUSH.

oh death.