I think that this is gonna be some shit
If I were...
If I were a month I would be: Uh Febraury, duh, short and all about my black brothas and sistas
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday, hump day.
If I were a time of day I would be: 1:23 P.M. Because i can bitch!
If I were a planet I'd be: Omega 9er becuase its there and its gonna fuck shit up
If I were a sea animal I would be: A horses ass!
If I were a direction I would be: South Westerly
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A futon, because i love havin drunk college chicks pass out on me
If I were a sin I would be: All of em?
If I were a historical figure I would be: hmm, !?!? Jesus!
If I were a liquid I would be: Koolaid
If I were a tree, I would be: Mohagany
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Take a wild geuss
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Bad?
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Ukalaile
If I were an animal, I would be: A donkey
If I were a color, I would be: Fuscia
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Green
If I were a sound, I would be: The sound two fat people make when theyre humpin
If I were an element, I would be: Acidy spit, I want that!
If I were a car, I would be: A 1963 Ford Van
If I were a song, I would be: anything by anyone
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Hitler
If I were a book, I would be written by: Jane Austin?
If I were a food, I would be: Crack
If I were a place, I would be: The place where water meets nipples
If I were a material, I would be: porn?
If I were a taste, I would be: sexy?
If I were a scent, I would be: milkshake
If I were a question, I would be: Dude, who ate my taco?
If I were an object, I would be: an eraser
If I were a word, I would be: Fat
If I were a body part I would be: Nipple
If I were a facial _expression I would be: Thumbs up pose, and fuck you its my list
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Bullwinkle
If I were a shape I would be a: A parallelogram
If I were a number I would be: 34.56176
Current...
Current Clothes: Ramones shirt with broke ass shoes
Current Mood: Cooky!
Current Taste: Tina?
Current Hair: Dan
Current Annoyance: kyle
Current Smell: Oldness
Current thing I ought to be doing: creating musical fusion with the boyeez
Current Desktop Picture: a fucking hill, what is that!?
Current Favorite Group: The Exploited
Current Book: ....... What the hell is a book?
Current DVD In Player: This is Spinal Tap
Current Refreshment: Nothin
Current Worry: Where did i put my bong.....
Current Favorite Celebrity: Charles Manson
Last...
Last car ride: El Joe
Last kiss: Hmm Saturday though i would like it to be now
Last good cry: When i stubbed my toe
Last library book checked out: What the hell is a library
Last movie seen: Thats a good question
Last beverage drank: Diet Pepsi
Last food consumed: teriyaki chicken
Last phone call: Hmm no one really calls me
Last TV show watched: Dreamcatcher
Last time showered: uhh 7ish?
Last shoes worn: checkered slip ons
Last CD played: NOFX, S.L.A.T.F.A.T.S.
This or that?
Me / you: you
Coke / Pepsi: pepsi
Day / night: night
AOL / AIM: AOL
CD / cassette: cd
DVD / VHS: dvd
Jeans / khakis: khakis
Car / truck: truck
Tall / short: short
Lunch / dinner: Dinch?
N*SYNC / BSB: neither
Britney / Christina: christina
Gap / Old Navy: neither
Silver / gold: Silver.
Alcohol/Weed: .... yes please
I...
I AM: Nad
I WANT: Tina
I NEED: Beer
I HAVE: no one
I WISH: I had a million Dollars
I FEAR: Platypus's
I HEAR: crickets chirping
I SEE: colors
I WONDER: if she likes me.
I LOVE: Beer and tina
I ACHE: In my wrists
I AM NOT: skinny
I DANCE: whenever the need arises
I CRY: when they die
I WRITE: songs
I WIN: nothing.
I LOSE: all the time
I CONFUSE: everyone
I SHOULD: be in a band
I LOOK: like shit.
I FOUND: some grapes
I LEARNED: that I am pathetic, oh wait, already knew that.
I AM STILL: losing my sanity
I PRAY: that i wont end up like my brother
If I were a month I would be: Uh Febraury, duh, short and all about my black brothas and sistas
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday, hump day.
If I were a time of day I would be: 1:23 P.M. Because i can bitch!
If I were a planet I'd be: Omega 9er becuase its there and its gonna fuck shit up
If I were a sea animal I would be: A horses ass!
If I were a direction I would be: South Westerly
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A futon, because i love havin drunk college chicks pass out on me
If I were a sin I would be: All of em?
If I were a historical figure I would be: hmm, !?!? Jesus!
If I were a liquid I would be: Koolaid
If I were a tree, I would be: Mohagany
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Take a wild geuss
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Bad?
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Ukalaile
If I were an animal, I would be: A donkey
If I were a color, I would be: Fuscia
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Green
If I were a sound, I would be: The sound two fat people make when theyre humpin
If I were an element, I would be: Acidy spit, I want that!
If I were a car, I would be: A 1963 Ford Van
If I were a song, I would be: anything by anyone
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Hitler
If I were a book, I would be written by: Jane Austin?
If I were a food, I would be: Crack
If I were a place, I would be: The place where water meets nipples
If I were a material, I would be: porn?
If I were a taste, I would be: sexy?
If I were a scent, I would be: milkshake
If I were a question, I would be: Dude, who ate my taco?
If I were an object, I would be: an eraser
If I were a word, I would be: Fat
If I were a body part I would be: Nipple
If I were a facial _expression I would be: Thumbs up pose, and fuck you its my list
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Bullwinkle
If I were a shape I would be a: A parallelogram
If I were a number I would be: 34.56176
Current...
Current Clothes: Ramones shirt with broke ass shoes
Current Mood: Cooky!
Current Taste: Tina?
Current Hair: Dan
Current Annoyance: kyle
Current Smell: Oldness
Current thing I ought to be doing: creating musical fusion with the boyeez
Current Desktop Picture: a fucking hill, what is that!?
Current Favorite Group: The Exploited
Current Book: ....... What the hell is a book?
Current DVD In Player: This is Spinal Tap
Current Refreshment: Nothin
Current Worry: Where did i put my bong.....
Current Favorite Celebrity: Charles Manson
Last...
Last car ride: El Joe
Last kiss: Hmm Saturday though i would like it to be now
Last good cry: When i stubbed my toe
Last library book checked out: What the hell is a library
Last movie seen: Thats a good question
Last beverage drank: Diet Pepsi
Last food consumed: teriyaki chicken
Last phone call: Hmm no one really calls me
Last TV show watched: Dreamcatcher
Last time showered: uhh 7ish?
Last shoes worn: checkered slip ons
Last CD played: NOFX, S.L.A.T.F.A.T.S.
This or that?
Me / you: you
Coke / Pepsi: pepsi
Day / night: night
AOL / AIM: AOL
CD / cassette: cd
DVD / VHS: dvd
Jeans / khakis: khakis
Car / truck: truck
Tall / short: short
Lunch / dinner: Dinch?
N*SYNC / BSB: neither
Britney / Christina: christina
Gap / Old Navy: neither
Silver / gold: Silver.
Alcohol/Weed: .... yes please
I...
I AM: Nad
I WANT: Tina
I NEED: Beer
I HAVE: no one
I WISH: I had a million Dollars
I FEAR: Platypus's
I HEAR: crickets chirping
I SEE: colors
I WONDER: if she likes me.
I LOVE: Beer and tina
I ACHE: In my wrists
I AM NOT: skinny
I DANCE: whenever the need arises
I CRY: when they die
I WRITE: songs
I WIN: nothing.
I LOSE: all the time
I CONFUSE: everyone
I SHOULD: be in a band
I LOOK: like shit.
I FOUND: some grapes
I LEARNED: that I am pathetic, oh wait, already knew that.
I AM STILL: losing my sanity
I PRAY: that i wont end up like my brother