why'd you wake me?
so my weekend was amazing...
after the friday of amazingness, i picked up ganthar and jared and lisa on saturday and watched shawn of the dead. it was ok but not that great. it was clever, but not as clever as me. after that we got stuff to eat and played with my old old old wrestling figures...
then we were watchin movies and me and lisa were fooling around under a large blanket. jared had the nerve--THE NERVE-- to start throwing quarters at me. thats when all hell broke loose. there was lisa in my briefs, ganthar in her bra, jareds mouth full of highly toxic silly string, strawberry shaving cream all over, pillows being thrown, and lots of pretend humping. since jared interupted my macking it, i decided to put my boner on his face...
on sunday i took a break from various bonerific antics and me and lisa went to the lindenhurst diner. it was there that i directed a porn film staring a pickel and a lemon in sole slaw. the best part was when the pickel was laying down and the lemon did the money shot all over its face. i suggest you pick up that dvd as soon as its available...
after that we went to see folly, alfe, and anterabbea. i hate anterabbea but they were so amazing. i got trampled after a silly choice to stage dive. rock. it was fun tho. i had fun with lisa as always and played our hate on the scene game...
my girlfriend<3
after the friday of amazingness, i picked up ganthar and jared and lisa on saturday and watched shawn of the dead. it was ok but not that great. it was clever, but not as clever as me. after that we got stuff to eat and played with my old old old wrestling figures...
then we were watchin movies and me and lisa were fooling around under a large blanket. jared had the nerve--THE NERVE-- to start throwing quarters at me. thats when all hell broke loose. there was lisa in my briefs, ganthar in her bra, jareds mouth full of highly toxic silly string, strawberry shaving cream all over, pillows being thrown, and lots of pretend humping. since jared interupted my macking it, i decided to put my boner on his face...
on sunday i took a break from various bonerific antics and me and lisa went to the lindenhurst diner. it was there that i directed a porn film staring a pickel and a lemon in sole slaw. the best part was when the pickel was laying down and the lemon did the money shot all over its face. i suggest you pick up that dvd as soon as its available...
after that we went to see folly, alfe, and anterabbea. i hate anterabbea but they were so amazing. i got trampled after a silly choice to stage dive. rock. it was fun tho. i had fun with lisa as always and played our hate on the scene game...
my girlfriend<3