Adventures in Facebook Chat

[patita_fea]

Duckie: Don't you sass me.

Lizz: SASS.

SASS.

SASSETY SASS SASS.

Duckie: I will cut off your supply of Baked Salsa Chicken, bitch.

Lizz: omg NO

Duckie: Lies. I would never do that to you.

Lizz: Yeah, now I'm scared.

Duckie: Even if you sassed me by actually throwing Sassy at me.



(Sassy.)

Lizz: AHAHAHAHA!

OMG THROW PILLOW! CATCH!