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Jan 13, 2004 18:10

The 10 Commandments of the 16-Year-Old Male Youth( The second phase)

Pillar 1. At 16 years old, you have full certification to prostitute yourself to good looking women in your search for the perfect, or your perfect woman. Every road has its speed bumps and tolls.

Pillar 2. There is a reason alcohol was made, and Jesus drank it, there is also a reason it is part of the social life of about 95 % of mature human beings. Use with moderation unless your not driving and find yourself in a safe setting where one can fall asleep without being probed.

Pillar 3.Do not lie, but use words in a way where even though you are not lying you are not revealing the full truth.

Pillar 4. What you see is what you get.

Pillar 5. Everything except sex is on at all times, buuuut sex is appropriate whenever you have thought with mind and impulse.

Pillar 6. No matter what you are told about a human being, do not judge, for everyone’s experience with a person is different, whether positive or negative.

Pillar 7. Don’t box yourself into identifying who you are at this age, but be comfortable with who you are. Happiness comes not in the form of complacency but neither in brutish resistance to new influence.

Pillar 8. Train your penis, groom your pubes, and exercise your pelvic muscles, for they are your key to overcoming a small or average penis.

Pillar 9. Take time to think about yourself, for more will be learned.
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Pillar 10. You are the one who understands, not the understood
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