My Fluids Professor smokes too much weed
Ok, so for class today, because it's the last day and all, my fluid's professor played his guitar and sang us a song that he wrote about the class and everyone in it. It was awesome. This is it. (His name is Rich Corsi)
Several Species of Small Viscous Animals Gathered Together in a Classroom and Grooving with a Rich
It started out in January, Ashley Chan said that Corsi is scary
Heather Simon said we’re gonna have fun. That’s when Drew Terry turned to run
Well I stayed, but my grades declined, because of CE319
All that units stuff I’ve come to fear. A joule/second is a John Puryear
Robert Ramon is a quiet dude, might be sufferin’ from similitude.
Can you dig it, we’re all goin’ blind, thanks to CE319.
Corsi must be doin’ drugs, lectures us on things called slugs
Michael Reyes says do not fear him, we’ll kill him with Reynolds transport theorem
Well we tried, but we got p.s.i …d, gage pressure in CE319
Kevin Dorman started ditchin’, as soon as Corsi said that’s really bitchin
I hope Corsi don’t call on me, is it y-bar or ycp
It’s all incompressible flow, I know ‘cause I took 319
Understand specific weight, Jennifer Park always walks in late
Brandon Marshall has quite the ‘fro, must be swimmin’ in some turbulent flow
Now I’m chillin’, made up my mind, I’m gonna smoke 319
I never understood buoyancy, Reynolds number or Sam Covey
Corsi’s nose is big alright, is it a model or a prototype?
Well you know, you can watch it grow, just take 319
Vapor pressure from what I glean, has no connection to Sounny-Slitine
My professor can be unruly, Katy Stewart dreams about Bernoulli
Nightmare rooted on a streamline, she took CE319
This course gives me surface tension, I like the pitot tube, quite an invention
Submerged gates I can’t condone, and James Warren always wears headphones
Better dead, than piezometric head, in CE319
How did Jon Woolfolk know, Re < 2 is Stoke’s flow
Exam 1 did not go as planned, I should have copied off of Laura Hand
Justin Chan cursing the Moody diagram, in CE319
Never understood forces on bolts, momentum principle or Steven Golz
I’m not sure where my grade is heading, I’d better study with Whitney Redding
Make Corsi stop, I’m sick of pressure drop, in CE319
Silvester Borja fails to see, why we need to know viscosity
I overheard Jon Wellen, say his fluids book he’ll be sellin’
Paid big bucks, the book sucks, in CE319
My favorite unit is the Newton, what the hell’s Russell Yeager been tootin’
Roberto Z told me after class, it sure ain’t no ideal gas
What a spoiler, let’s blame it on Euler, in CE319
I was talkin’ to Naushad Oomer, he said that Corsi needs to see a groomer
James Bender said that fluids bites, except that groovy stuff about dust mites
To them humidity is fine, turn it up in CE319
On exam 2 I took a fall, why the hell did copy off of Kirk Hall
Justin Lange said I hate this course, more than anything I hate drag force
Set me free, from the chains of continuity, in CE319
Corsi’s got to go, we need an eviction, he might resist because of surface friction
Misty Johnson said she could care less, whether it’s related to shear stress
My profs a hippie, taught me manometry, in CE319
Patrice has a long last name, he’s from Canada and that’s a shame
Don’t get me wrong, it’s a laid back nation, they even celebrate cavitation
Call it a day, let’s play some hockey eh? In CE319
Summin’ moments about a hinge, that Matthew Bomberg is on the fringe
Down the mucociliary elevator, Zach Webb we’ll be seein’ you later
Got a fuzzy chin, what’s up with Ryan Quinn, in CE319
Shahad Sayadkalal you see, has missed every lecture since density
Brian Schnittker started hittin’ the sauce, could not calculate minor head loss
What a guy, he knows Buckingham Pi, because of CE319
My TA was either Jun or Kwon, not that guy named Geoffrey Braun
Don’t want to cause a big commotion, but Dustin Garza is in Brownian motion
That Corsi, he’s no John Prine, but he sings to us in 319
Turbulent eddies cause a gust, that’s how we almost lost Charli Rust
Like a twister in Alabama, dp/dz = minus gamma
I lost my socks, but found my toolbox, in time to pass 319
I was talking with Megan Breyer, she said that Corsi is such a liar
He talks about stagnation points, like he’s been smoking some damn good joints
Hey Jon Creed, forget the weed, I’m high on 319.
Several Species of Small Viscous Animals Gathered Together in a Classroom and Grooving with a Rich
It started out in January, Ashley Chan said that Corsi is scary
Heather Simon said we’re gonna have fun. That’s when Drew Terry turned to run
Well I stayed, but my grades declined, because of CE319
All that units stuff I’ve come to fear. A joule/second is a John Puryear
Robert Ramon is a quiet dude, might be sufferin’ from similitude.
Can you dig it, we’re all goin’ blind, thanks to CE319.
Corsi must be doin’ drugs, lectures us on things called slugs
Michael Reyes says do not fear him, we’ll kill him with Reynolds transport theorem
Well we tried, but we got p.s.i …d, gage pressure in CE319
Kevin Dorman started ditchin’, as soon as Corsi said that’s really bitchin
I hope Corsi don’t call on me, is it y-bar or ycp
It’s all incompressible flow, I know ‘cause I took 319
Understand specific weight, Jennifer Park always walks in late
Brandon Marshall has quite the ‘fro, must be swimmin’ in some turbulent flow
Now I’m chillin’, made up my mind, I’m gonna smoke 319
I never understood buoyancy, Reynolds number or Sam Covey
Corsi’s nose is big alright, is it a model or a prototype?
Well you know, you can watch it grow, just take 319
Vapor pressure from what I glean, has no connection to Sounny-Slitine
My professor can be unruly, Katy Stewart dreams about Bernoulli
Nightmare rooted on a streamline, she took CE319
This course gives me surface tension, I like the pitot tube, quite an invention
Submerged gates I can’t condone, and James Warren always wears headphones
Better dead, than piezometric head, in CE319
How did Jon Woolfolk know, Re < 2 is Stoke’s flow
Exam 1 did not go as planned, I should have copied off of Laura Hand
Justin Chan cursing the Moody diagram, in CE319
Never understood forces on bolts, momentum principle or Steven Golz
I’m not sure where my grade is heading, I’d better study with Whitney Redding
Make Corsi stop, I’m sick of pressure drop, in CE319
Silvester Borja fails to see, why we need to know viscosity
I overheard Jon Wellen, say his fluids book he’ll be sellin’
Paid big bucks, the book sucks, in CE319
My favorite unit is the Newton, what the hell’s Russell Yeager been tootin’
Roberto Z told me after class, it sure ain’t no ideal gas
What a spoiler, let’s blame it on Euler, in CE319
I was talkin’ to Naushad Oomer, he said that Corsi needs to see a groomer
James Bender said that fluids bites, except that groovy stuff about dust mites
To them humidity is fine, turn it up in CE319
On exam 2 I took a fall, why the hell did copy off of Kirk Hall
Justin Lange said I hate this course, more than anything I hate drag force
Set me free, from the chains of continuity, in CE319
Corsi’s got to go, we need an eviction, he might resist because of surface friction
Misty Johnson said she could care less, whether it’s related to shear stress
My profs a hippie, taught me manometry, in CE319
Patrice has a long last name, he’s from Canada and that’s a shame
Don’t get me wrong, it’s a laid back nation, they even celebrate cavitation
Call it a day, let’s play some hockey eh? In CE319
Summin’ moments about a hinge, that Matthew Bomberg is on the fringe
Down the mucociliary elevator, Zach Webb we’ll be seein’ you later
Got a fuzzy chin, what’s up with Ryan Quinn, in CE319
Shahad Sayadkalal you see, has missed every lecture since density
Brian Schnittker started hittin’ the sauce, could not calculate minor head loss
What a guy, he knows Buckingham Pi, because of CE319
My TA was either Jun or Kwon, not that guy named Geoffrey Braun
Don’t want to cause a big commotion, but Dustin Garza is in Brownian motion
That Corsi, he’s no John Prine, but he sings to us in 319
Turbulent eddies cause a gust, that’s how we almost lost Charli Rust
Like a twister in Alabama, dp/dz = minus gamma
I lost my socks, but found my toolbox, in time to pass 319
I was talking with Megan Breyer, she said that Corsi is such a liar
He talks about stagnation points, like he’s been smoking some damn good joints
Hey Jon Creed, forget the weed, I’m high on 319.