NEW FIC: X-Men - "Absence Makes My Stuff Get Broken"

Nov 25, 2011 13:23

title Absence Makes My Stuff Get Broken
author patientalien
rating PG
summary After returning from the Savage Land, Charles realizes the dangers of leaving his house attended by anyone but him.
notes This is based on numerous conversations with citizenjess, who also provided the title. Alternate summary: Jubilee Sucks; What Does She Do Anyway?

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There's so much I don't know about this savage land! )

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citizenjess November 25 2011, 19:57:08 UTC
Everything about this is amazing: Magneto skulking around and his pissing contest with Wolverine; Scott's nervous shuffling; Charles having shows that he must watch. This is better than Jean and Remy's cooking show battle and Storm's uncomfortable Morlock apathy, which you have to admit are pretty funny things.

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patientalien November 25 2011, 20:13:52 UTC
Those are, indeed, funny things.

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zombieboyband November 25 2011, 23:00:23 UTC
HAHAHA OH MY GOD, SO.

Yesss.

Scott being all bashful; Logan being all rawr but not too hard; Magneto being all SMUG SMUG SMUG and SUPERIOR because clearly his way of doing things is better. Aaaah, yes. Yes. And Mags in general sulking around aimlessly is great.

I think my favorite part is how clearly Charles is like, "yes. Now go get me a new TV, Scott. Because you will do as I say." So decisive! There's sex to be had! No time for dawdling!

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citizenjess November 26 2011, 07:31:40 UTC
Not JUST sex but THERE IS A GOLDEN GIRLS MARATHON ON THAT NIGHT OKAY.

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patientalien November 26 2011, 07:37:01 UTC
THANK YOU FOR BEING A ~FRIEND~

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etrangere November 26 2011, 23:45:25 UTC
LOL

That is sort of adorable :D

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Jubilee knows Charles' TV is the only one without a V-chip. flaxenescapee November 30 2011, 00:12:37 UTC
"I trust you would like to rest before you return to... wherever it is you live."

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaarles you neither know nor care where Mags lives you shameless bastard. Oh god, I'm cackling like a fiend.

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Re: Jubilee knows Charles' TV is the only one without a V-chip. citizenjess November 30 2011, 06:01:05 UTC
Erik has a collection of cave fortresses in various parts of the globe. Some of them even have cable!

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