Wow.

[pathtoclosure]

You know that urban legend about the guy who gets duped into a hotel room while on a business trip by a beautiful woman, only to find out she's a he, who attempts to jump onto the business man, who's tied up on the bed, only to hit his head and die? So the business man is STUCK there, screaming for help?

Wow, that sucked. I'm never following a hot woman up to her room ever again.

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