Dec 03, 2004 17:02
Time for a little Q&A! You ask, I answer, simple as that. For example:
Q: "Oh Brian, why are you such a stud?"
A: "Seth, for the last time, I'm not gay."
Q: "Hey Ray, how come my wife is walking crooked today? She was fine before I went to bed last night"
A: "That's because I slammed her in the kneecap with a bat last night and stole her purse. And her heart too, in one fell swoop."
Q: "When's the last time you went to Statistics?"
A: "Even I don't have the answer to that one. Some questions are best left unasked."
See? Easy enough.