An Ode
If you had the chance, would you go drinking every night just for the thrill of being Irish?
Would you start a drunken brawl every night just for the thrill of being Irish?
Would you beat the shit out of John Gotti Jr. just to say you could?
Would you drink in such excess that your body just gives up trying to tell you to stop?
If you would, then you sir, are Mike Hopkins, a man among men. I'm not gay or anything, but this man is an Irish stallion whose penis is worth a good session of fellatio.
Would you start a drunken brawl every night just for the thrill of being Irish?
Would you beat the shit out of John Gotti Jr. just to say you could?
Would you drink in such excess that your body just gives up trying to tell you to stop?
If you would, then you sir, are Mike Hopkins, a man among men. I'm not gay or anything, but this man is an Irish stallion whose penis is worth a good session of fellatio.