For the sake of updating

[pathetix_]

I like the gun staplers a lot better than the other ones. They give you a sense of power, like you're some kind of commando, out to save the world by stapling documents together with an uberweapon of paper fastening. They're also cooler to reload, making you look like a gunslinger. I'd learn gunplay just to look like a badass with my staple gun

Comments

[anonymous]

Too bad all you bookkeepers are psychos and have anger management issues and have to bang the slaplers on the table. Then you could have your stapler guns.

[anonymous]

::in the voice of the comic book guy from the simpson:: worst update EVER

[pathetix_]

Nothing like a bad Simpsons quote to ruin a poignant response. Way to go ass

[anonymous]

Hi, Ray

Long time reader, fisrt time commenter, anyway...are you on crack??

[pathetix_]

Basically. It's that kind of crack you're born with though, not that pussy shit your local bum population seems to think is all the rage. Well it's not.

[callistaangel]

...stapler guns kick asss...

~manda~

[pathetix_]

Yes. Yes they do. Especially my Swingline Supreme II that I bought for the office (since the first Swingline Supreme broke, with all the other staplers in bookkeeping). God I love that stapler...

[callistaangel]

and howw did they break again hmm.....

[pathetix_]

Because we all like to make fun of Jimmy Pinzon and slam them really hard against the desk. Then when we get mad, we slam them really hard against the desk anyway. I'd attribute that to natural wear and tear though...