On the Benefits of a Proper Education

Mar 07, 2005 01:00

I eked through high school with straight C's in Alchemy,
   Liquid, lyrical quicksilver dying under my touch and
   Crumbling into sulphur, never tumbling into gold.
I flunked the Biology mid-term when my chrysalis broke early
   And, half-formed, I was unable to fly out of the examination hall.
   I fared no better on the final, when my rotting carcass saw
   No spontaneous generation, and was visited only by amorous flies
   And their sex-spun young.
My one semester in theology was a thorough embarrassment-
   My resurrection effected only through the aid of
   CPR.

Then, I asked myself, 'When will I ever use this
   In Real Life?'
But now,
   as my fingers bleed,
   struggling to pull essence from your shadow,
   I know.
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