He who rules the world.
With every stage play, there is a stage crew that runs the show. With every movie, there is a cinematic unit set in place to keep the movie in the motion. Behind every saying, there is a relatively hidden meaning. Behind the world, there is 50 cent. Yes, sorry to all those who oppose this rap phenomenon, but "fitty" is larger than life and runs most shit today. As a congregation, the Bell Tower Society has determined a plethora of reasons why 50 cent rules all (and if he doesn't rule yet, he will soon buy out):
1) He owns the airwaves. Like Cingular did with the cell phone business, "fitty" did it with the radio waves. The FCC can NOT stop this rap monster. He is larger than they are and if they have a problem, he will just use his bling to buy the organization. Wait a minute, maybe he already has!
2) Today, 96.5, the point played 7, yes 7, 50 cent raps within one hour! If you approximate the time value spent glorifing this rapper, it comes out to be about 35 minutes of airwaves dedicated to him. That's amazing! What's more, through experimentation and the flipping of channels, TWICE we found another channel playin his song at the time 96.5 was playing it.
3) He owns Y-100.
4) It's hard to think differently when the only voice being heard on the most popular form of media for the teen age group is "fitty" cent. He owns that bracket.
5) By the year 2012, the age group who loves him now will be able to vote. He can win the presidency in a landslide! Do the math. His record has gone platinum 3 times. That's over 10 million copies sold. With each new passing CD, more and more fans are attracted to the out-of-control phenomenon and continue to list their love for 50 cent.
6) I hate him, but I bob my head when he is on.
7) G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-WHO?
Clearly, 50 cent owns everything from radio stations to organizations that are meant to regulate airwaves and stop people like 50 cent from becoming a monopoly in themselves. I think he even has a vested interest in Nintendo. Think he will be the new icon for them? Instead of a bumbling lovable plumber, we will have a hard-hitting, street-living, foul-mouthed asshole with chipped teeth saving the princess only to fuck her brains out. We all know Mario's intentions was to get the poonan too, but 50 cent owns the censorship organizations as well so he will probably illustrate his lust for the dope queen. Holla!
1) He owns the airwaves. Like Cingular did with the cell phone business, "fitty" did it with the radio waves. The FCC can NOT stop this rap monster. He is larger than they are and if they have a problem, he will just use his bling to buy the organization. Wait a minute, maybe he already has!
2) Today, 96.5, the point played 7, yes 7, 50 cent raps within one hour! If you approximate the time value spent glorifing this rapper, it comes out to be about 35 minutes of airwaves dedicated to him. That's amazing! What's more, through experimentation and the flipping of channels, TWICE we found another channel playin his song at the time 96.5 was playing it.
3) He owns Y-100.
4) It's hard to think differently when the only voice being heard on the most popular form of media for the teen age group is "fitty" cent. He owns that bracket.
5) By the year 2012, the age group who loves him now will be able to vote. He can win the presidency in a landslide! Do the math. His record has gone platinum 3 times. That's over 10 million copies sold. With each new passing CD, more and more fans are attracted to the out-of-control phenomenon and continue to list their love for 50 cent.
6) I hate him, but I bob my head when he is on.
7) G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-WHO?
Clearly, 50 cent owns everything from radio stations to organizations that are meant to regulate airwaves and stop people like 50 cent from becoming a monopoly in themselves. I think he even has a vested interest in Nintendo. Think he will be the new icon for them? Instead of a bumbling lovable plumber, we will have a hard-hitting, street-living, foul-mouthed asshole with chipped teeth saving the princess only to fuck her brains out. We all know Mario's intentions was to get the poonan too, but 50 cent owns the censorship organizations as well so he will probably illustrate his lust for the dope queen. Holla!