This is hilarious...why do i miss this stuff???

[paterooski]

Iceblaze2503 [1:19 AM]: i went to risque 2nite
Iceblaze2503 [1:19 AM]: i got a lap dance
Iceblaze2503 [1:19 AM]: but
Iceblaze2503 [1:19 AM]: i tipped the broad with monopoly money
CrazyPat69 [1:19 AM]: hahaha
Iceblaze2503 [1:19 AM]: shes like this money aint real
CrazyPat69 [1:19 AM]: no fuckin way
Iceblaze2503 [1:19 AM]: i was like so what niether are ur tits
CrazyPat69 [1:19 AM]: lol...awesome
Iceblaze2503 [1:20 AM]: got thown out
Iceblaze2503 [1:20 AM]: and by thrown out
Iceblaze2503 [1:20 AM]: i dont mean we walked outogether
Iceblaze2503 [1:20 AM]: or they asked me to leave
Iceblaze2503 [1:20 AM]: they chucked me
CrazyPat69 [1:20 AM]: haha
CrazyPat69 [1:20 AM]: hahahahahahahahahaha
Iceblaze2503 [1:20 AM]: so the cops came
Iceblaze2503 [1:20 AM]: and said they are gonna rrest me for being drunk in public
Iceblaze2503 [1:21 AM]: i was like i wasnt drunk in public
Iceblaze2503 [1:21 AM]: i was in the bar
Iceblaze2503 [1:21 AM]: they threw me into public
Iceblaze2503 [1:21 AM]: arest them
Iceblaze2503 [1:21 AM]: of course they didnt
CrazyPat69 [1:21 AM]: haha
CrazyPat69 [1:21 AM]: good logic
Iceblaze2503 [1:21 AM]: and they made me pay for a chair that i broke
Iceblaze2503 [1:22 AM]: well they broke it
Iceblaze2503 [1:22 AM]: with me
CrazyPat69 [1:22 AM]: so, when we going back to risque?
Iceblaze2503 [1:22 AM]: lol
Iceblaze2503 [1:22 AM]: im boycotting risque