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I'm looking for a fic where Jon had recently joined the band and he walks into the kitchen to find Brendon, Ryan, and Spencer sitting around the stove. It turns out that Ryan, Brendon, and Spencer eat babies. Jon's like I just accepted the fact that you're all having sex with each other and now you throw this at me. At the end someone (I believe Ryan) asks if he wants his chocolate covered or Honey roasted